Bubba Gump Scott

Gov. Rick Scott gets to work this week on Capt. Mike's Shrimp Boat in Yulee.

The video coming from the event (scheduled Wednesday, August 22 at the crack of dawn) should prove priceless.  Until then, enjoy my imagined conversation held between the Welcome to Walmart Florida governor and his boss for a day during a survey of the catch:

“Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, Scott kebabs, Scott creole, Scott gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple Scott and lemon Scott, coconut Scott, pepper Scott, Scott soup, Scott stew, Scott salad, Scott and potatoes, Scott burger, Scott sandwich... That's, that's about it.”

 My apologies for skewering the quote.

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